ACCOUNTING PICK UP LINES

Accounting terms can always be twisted to create a wickedly funny pick-up line.Post some funny lines you come up with.

Boy: Nag-aappreciate ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Amoy lupa ka kasi eh.

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Boy: preferred stock ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw kasi ang first priority ko eh.

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CPA Boy Pickup: Bonds Payable ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
CPA Boy Pickup: Ang laki kasi ng interest ko sa'yo!
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CPA Boy Pickup: Revenue ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
CPA Boy Pickup: Pag wala ka, naloloss kasi ako

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Boy: Inventory ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I count on you.
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Girl: Cash equivalent ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Ipapaliquidate kita within 3 months hay0p ka!!
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Boy: Intangible asset ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Hindi ko makita ang asset mo. Ala kang bo0bs. ^_^

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siguro estoppel ka !
-- pa epal ka lang kasi eh ..

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Boy: Ui, Deferred Asset mo ako.
Girl: Ha bakit?
Boy: Di mo lang alam, pero one day marerealize mo din ako. 

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Alam mo para kang Contra Account

Ang sarap mong i amortize...

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Do you have your own pick up line? hehehehe

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